top 10 things not to do while driving bottomless

10. roll your windows down
9. stop for gas
8. go through the drive through window at mcdonalds
7. let some random guy at the stop light wash your windshield
6. drive next to a gay truck driver
5. talk to neighbors in the driveway
4. ask for change at the toll booth
3. get pulled over for a moving violation
2. get into an accident
1. become aroused

i know, doesn't happen often but i did it for the second time last night. i played my two sand volleyball matches, showered up at the facilities but forgot my towel or clothes to change into. it felt too uncomfortable wearing wet shorts and i didn't want to get my cloth car seat all soaked. so i decided to get into the car, close the door, and lose the shorts. just my bare ass on the seat. i haven't driven this carefully in a looong time.