for that ass

i went to west end bicycles this afternoon and was pretty impressed. this bike shop is basically in a converted house in the middle of a residential area. before i moved away the houses around it were pretty old and beat, kinda like my current neighborhood. but now it's all big and new townhouses everywhere! i'm hoping the same kind of development occurs in my neighborhood and will look like this in a few years. anyhow, the cool thing about this shop, other than it's been around for like 20 years, is that there's a mountain bike museum up front. old mountain bikes by pioneers in the industry. i saw an old gary fisher, softride, yeti, mountain goat, ritchey, and a ton of others. i need a helmet cuz my old one is about a decade old so i might be coming back in the near future.

it's still hot as balls in houston. i went to memorial golf course around noon to practice putting and chipping. it's getting better but i still suck. i'm supposed to play twilite with louis today, we'll see how neo's old clubs perform out here.

then i went to kroger and bought fruit for that ass! what i mean by that is that i bought a ton of fruit. although if you've see jackass 1 or 2 the fruit could actually be for your ass. in j1, one fella put a toy car in his ass and got x-ray'd by a physician after complaining of abdominal pains. in j2, steve-o stuck a clear plastic tube in his ass and chugged beer poured from a funnel above. i saw j2 last night and i haven't laughed so hard in a really, really, really long time. probably since 2002 when i saw j1 in sf. some of the clips and stunts were pretty dumb, but the majority was either amazing, incredibly painful, and/or just insane. even if you know what's about to happen you can't help but laugh when it occurs. ohmygod, i was literally crying at one point. there's defecation, eating of horse shit, drinking of horse semen, and plenty of vomiting. the fart mask was stupid crazy. just go check it out, i might even go with you.