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my friend, we'll call her "yancy", is a horrible match maker. today, yancy over im asks "oh, what about so-and-so? she's cute, smart, from houston." i said i thought she was seeing someone and yancy replies "oh, dunno." she might as well have asked why i wasn't going out with heidi klum. back when i was living in sf and yancy was living in la, she set me up on a blind date in la since i was travelling there a lot for work. we met up, she was cute enough but there just wasn't any chemistry. later yancy tells me she found out said blind date slept with half of la. i know, you're probably thinking i should have hit it too but that was back when i was pure. i'm sorry, what?