the six unhealthy toxins

here's an email deb found from a few years back. it started after me, sucka, and neo took this one remedial breakdancing class at dance mission. it was taught by this guy that goes by "skorpio" who rolls up on his bmx bike. anyhow, he's prolly a sweet dancer but can't teach for shit. anyhow, i sent sucka some flyer for a breakdancing competition and he responds with the following...


We should enter, we can dominate as a team...like that old Chinese movie, the "Five Poisons". All of us possessing unique dancing capabilities, but even more deadly when we fight as a team. I'm thinking:

Vanessa aka "Popping" Poison...because she's got them long limbs that would make her popping look more dramatic.
Hanky aka "Rocking" Poison...because he got them smooth, silky "bedroom" moves on the floor.
Paul aka "Breaking" Poison...because Paulie can spin on his head and shit!
Andrew aka "Locking" Poison...because he can flex his perfectly symmetrical muscles.
Spencer aka "BoomBox" Poison...I just sit there with the bog boombox, inciting the crowd into a riot.
Debbie aka "The Wildcard" Poison...Debbie, I don't know you, but I am sure you gots mad skillz to be poisonous also.

-- hanky