thank you drive thru

i went home to have dinner with the folks tonight, yummy and fun as usual. afterwards i stopped by sports authority cuz i'm on a temporary golf kick. just inside i stop to check out some kicks. i see this brother and his daughter walking in and right up to me and he starts asking me where something or the other is. i'm not even paying attention to what he wants but i finally tell him i don't work here. he apologizes and they walk away. damnit, i just missed an opportunity to send someone to the jock strap aisle. i was wearing a red short sleeved polo shirt, boot cut khakis, a black belt and shoes. sheit, if i look like an employee next time i'm walking out the door with some drivers or walking thru the women's dressing room. whoops, let me go get my manager...