no blanket for you!

roula and i are going to see counting crows and the goo goo dolls in the woodlands tonight. it rained the other day and since we're sitting on the lawn we talked about bringing a blanket to sit on. i told her i'd check the website to make sure we'd be allowed to bring it in and here's what it said:

Blankets have been used by guests to throw other guests into the air causing serious injury. We have chosen not to permit blankets at certain shows that have a history of this behavior. You may, however, bring something the size of a regular bath towel to sit on.

is this hilarious or what? after a few wine coolers i'm sure this crowd is gonna get pretty crazy and start slinging fools left and right. i guess i'll just wear depends tonight. again.