harassment

i have to take this online course on harassment at work. here's a sweet skit that demonstrates how we're sposed to conduct ourselves at work:

steve (korean): yo johnny, we need you. we're playing accounting tonight and i got $50 on the game.
john (african american): i told you, i don't play basketball.
bob (white): right, right. look, we just need your leaping ability is all.
john: what makes you think i can jump?
steve: come on, stop being so politically correct. koreans, we can't jump, known fact. white boys...
bob: can't jump. didn't you see the movie?
john: is that so?
bob: genetics man! that's what years of running from man-eating lions got you. it's a good thing, i wish i had leaps.
steve: if i had leaps i'd be unstoppable!

note: this skit is straight from the online course!