neuticles

on saturday i went to a volunteer orientation session at the houston spca. there was a slide show that went over the facility, their history, and policies. then they showed a short video where one of the topics was euthanasia. ali g would ask why we're blaming the senseless killing of animals on gangs in china. i found this to be amazing: the houston spca doesn't turn any animals away and in a given day can admit up to 200 animals. the facility isn't huge so that means they've got to house some, get some adopted out, and euthanize the rest. i believe their policy is to euthanize any animal that has an incurable illness or is deemed not fit for adoption due to injury or temperment. anyhow, the video showed one person lovingly holding a dog or cat and another administering the lethal injection of sodium pentobarbital. right after the shot was given the animal is slowly laid down as if to put it to sleep and they die in a matter of seconds. at least it's quick and painless but tell that to all the girls in the class that were crying. if you've got a dog or cat please have them neutered/spayed. if you're worried about emasculating your pet by removing their nuggets there's this company that sells neuticles, testicular implants for pets (http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html). sucka, you should look into a pair.

i also noticed two sales methods that day. the first lady (not the president's wife) was an spca volunteer trying to sell us on animal fostering. that means taking an animal into your home for a short period of time due to space issues at the facility. she's holding a tiny puppy in her arm, real fluffy, black head, white body, and totally cute. the whole time she's talking she's waving this dog around, pointing him at us, and showering him with kisses. and then she says "imagine this waiting for you when you come home." a bunch of us grab information and applications after her little spiel. the second guy is working at the benefit cosmetics counter at foleys. as i walk by on my way out i hear him say to a potential customer "do you watch the o.c.? you know mischa barton? she uses this stuff." i'm thinking mischa could use olive oil and bread crumbs and still look hot as hell.

anyone watching the latest real world set in key west? so far i can see drama coming from these two sources: svetlana and the anorexic gal. svetlana is this super hot 19 year old gal, with a slammin body and cute face, but needs constant attention and has a boyfriend back home. there's only so much phone sex you can have, zach or john is going to punch that monkey (please leak the video footage). and the anorexic gal was already hyperventilating after a drunken and juvenile "you got a tiny weenie/you got no boobs" fight with her meathead housemate. and i think roomies jose and tyler will hook up. yeah, they're both guys.

i also played sand volleyball for the first time since waikiki last year. i played with this fella j.p. that i've played with/against indoors a few times. we had some ball control issues (he's a middle hitter, i'm just bad) but otherwise did ok. luckily we lost our 4th match cuz my calves were starting to cramp. weak sauce, i know. the weather is getting nicer so hopefully i can get to memorial park more often and get my sand legs back.

if coffee stains your teeth brown, what does green tea do? i don't wanna look like i've been eating kermit the frog cuz, well, he's a guy frog. if it was kerrie the frog, all good.