your indecisive friend.

damn, your friend sounds like a punk. i'm not sure who he is but i'll take a guess at why he's the way he is:

1. perhaps he gets into the wrong relationships (they're crazy) or ones that don't meet his romantic idea of how an ideal relationship should be (he's crazy). perhaps he should have been decisive and just married one of them and worry about splitting assets and custody later?

2. yeah, that's just wrong.

3. his posse probably has some cool gals in it and he'll hang out with them despite not being able to bang them. some might consider that a waste of time but he seems either more evolved, gay, or, again, crazy. how's this for a new posse: johnny walker, jim beam, and captain morgan.

so i'm thinking about a prius. don't you love when someone that doesn't know shit about cars or how to keep one on the road, literally and metaphorically, gives you car advice?