My Indecisive Friend.

I have this friend whose indecision drives me batty. I won't call him out on this forum, but I will say that he frequently posts to this blog (and his name rhymes with Cranky).

At any rate, he's the consummate single guy...I mean this in a bad way. Here's his Top 3 behaviors that drive me krazy:

1. He never invests that much into a relationship. I am positive that this is his way of ensuring that his relationships will ultimately come to an untimely end. Maybe it's anxiety over commitments, maybe it's some ideal fantasy of a chick that can never be met, or maybe it's the compulsive love for candy that's preventing a real life.

2. His passive-aggressive ways of confronting with women. Some chick liked him...he no like chick...he don't address issue with chick directly...he just sleep with some other chick. Nice process, no?

3. His normal chick posse are either chicks with boyfriends or married chicks. I think this is the same avoidance issue that has become a theme in this dood's life.

Good things only come from being decisive. I think my friend "Cranky" (not his real name) needs to come to grips with that and punch that munkey for the last time.

Sucka