Top Four-word Phrases a Guy Uses to Get Out of a Bad Date.

"This locator anklet chafes."
"My wife is calling..."
"Up for some buttsecks?"
"Is your mom hot?"
"Anal hygiene is overrated."
"Do you like bukkake?"
"Carpet match the drapes?"
"Will you marry me?"
"I voted for W."
"Yes, you are fat."
"Women don't have orgasms"
"Your friends are hotter"
"My wallet is empty."
"Hello fatty, wanna f*ck?"

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