women - next cut

best performance so far tonight came from paris, and we can see why: she's a powerful little girl and patti labelle is her grandmother! i can't tell who's gonna get booted from this episode since most were pretty average to bad. even my girl k-mack bombed! even worse, she looked prego! melissa was pretty good, she had this peekaboo thing going on between her belly button and the backup singers. heather hit this extended high note, took a quick breather, and then said "yeah!" as if to say "i rock!" the judges totally disagreed. and who is brenna's biggest fan? brenna. that girl bugs the shit out of me! nice, ayla is always sweaty and dirty but cleans up nicely, her song was good too. this girl is totally v! interesting, dogs in la have more clothes than kellie. she put on a cute performance and looked great when her hair was all in her face. kinda that just been tossed good ol country girl/trailer trash look. if not on this show, i hope this girl does well in life. funny moment, i'm hearing this intermittent trumpet and look up to see hot ass girls in bras. then the word WIRELESS flashed on the screen. i was like "an internet enabled bra?" i'll surf that shit! turned out to be a victoria's secretion wireless bra. mandisa hooked it up tonight - arf!

ok, like ali g, i think heather and brenna are history. not sure if they let their homies smell their fingers tho. and the next time i'm in a dressing room i want to hear "my humps".