manly women

i just saw a dairy queen commercial that was a little disturbing. a guy and his girl are on the couch watching tv. he's got this huge burger in his hands when his girl asks for a bite. he's a little surprised but hands it to her. she takes a big bite, seemingly enjoying it. then we start seeing her transformation. she starts leaning back real low. she puts one hand in her pants. she sniffs her armpit. she grabs the remote and turns it to a sporting event. and then she asks him to pull her finger. the tag line was something like "the dq chili burger. it'll make a man out of you."

this girl is hot and all this made her fairly unsexy. and is this how men really behave? go thru the list, when's the last time you (if you're a man or a dyke) or your man (if you're a woman or homo, not that there's anything wrong with it) did all of those things? this is a little embarassing but i pulled a girl's finger this weekend but she didn't toot.