the probe

i'm sitting at an intersection on the way to jaycee park where i play intimate frisbee. on the left i see a green ford probe. say that aloud with me. ford probe. you guys remember when the ford probe first came out? i think i was in high school at the time and we all thought it was a pretty cool car. but seriously, was intruder already taken by another car company?

before we get the official results of landis' second urine sample a source has already leaked (no pun intended) that it contains traces of synthetic testosterone. this is contrary to landis' defense that his body naturally produces high levels of testosterone. i guess lance never had this problem seeing as how he's short some testicles. and doesn't landis look like an elf or gnome? he should be in a travelocity commercial.