floyd barry bonds landis

ok, i have to admit i wasn't watching too much tour de france this year. or at least the reason i did watch it was because i was awake in india during the race. the past few years i couldn't take my eyes off of it for fear of missing lance armstrong and his team doing something superhuman. what do we see this year? a buncha chumps get bumped before the race even starts for doping allegations. then that leaves george hincapie and floyd landis as favorites. george melts, floyd shines. then melts. then shines again. then wins.

now we might find out how floyd came out of nowhere to win. apparently his testosterone levels were suspiciously high. hell, i've met girls like that but that hasn't been enough to keep them out of the bars...