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let's see, what went on recently...

friday night i went to a surprise birthday party for a friend of mine. her brother held it at his nice med center townhouse and they were actually able to pull off the surprise. afterwards i hung out briefly with these two strippers from treasures at some bars in the village. it's strange to go from totally groping them up to not at all. i'm not a fan of this trend.

saturday i played in this asian volleyball tournament. my team consisted of some orientals in their 30s and some middle easterners in their 40s. we definitely had the oldest average age out there but we still won the b division. that night i went out on a blind date with jeremy, randi, and randi's friend. jeremy wasn't able to tell me shit about this girl prior to dinner. she was cute, 31, lives at home with moms, and has 3 dogs and 4 cats. she was just too quiet, only speaking when spoken to, and barely laughed. randi sucks.

sunday i went to visit willie and linda and their 2 yo girl jadyn and their newbie collin. they changed collin in front of me and i commented that he's got nuts like a squirrel. what does that mean? small body, big ass nutsack. don't act like you've never noticed when you see these squirrels in the park or in your yard. then we were playing hide and seek with jadyn. she's so cute, i'd count to 10 and she'd go hide with either willie or linda. when i'd come close to the vicinity where she was hiding she'd just get so excited and just jump out and made sure you found her. my folks were cracking up when i told them about her, they were just dying for a grandchild of their own i'm sure. sucks for them.

monday night i went to this happy hour for a friend of friends, a bartender at 713 that's moving to oahu soon. anyhow, we meet these two girls with tattoos. one has a tattoo on her spine between her shoulder blades (like me) and on her left foot. the other has a rose on the top half of her left boob. me, louis, jeremy, and these two gals grab a table to eat before getting drinks. rosie isn't giving any of us any special love until jeremy tells them that he's a neurosurgeon. you could see the sudden interest, it was so obvious. i'm cracking up and text message him "you're so in there!" as she's talking to him. mid-sentence he pulls out his phone to check his message and he starts cracking up as well. he plays it off like a patient needs his brain tucked back in his skull or something. i also tell a story about how i took a date to this cool hip hop art event at the houston museum of fine arts and how my date absolutely hated it. i mentioned the gal's first name and rosie guessed her last name correctly. houston is too small. later we find out both of these women are single mothers. and then i meet this 30 year old gal getting her undergrad degree in a semester and working as a waitress at houstons. if these are my choices i'll go with the super cute 19 yo hostess whom i don't expect to have kids or a degree. louis asked this one gal dressed in all white, looked like a nurse's outfit, for her number and she says she's out of minutes. where are all the normal gals these days? i'm sure they're asking the same thing.

today i got my windshield replaced in the parking lot at work. they show up, replace it, and i drive home as usual. let's see how long before i get my first ding/crack. stupid rocks. tonight i'm coaching two of duy's nieces in volleyball. they're 13 and 14, the 5' tall 14 yo will be trying out for her freshman vb squad in the fall. tonight we'll just see where their skills are at before coming up with a plan. i'm not asking for any money, i think it'd just be cool to get these midgets on their vb teams.