steak and bj day

i was listening to the rod ryan show on 94.5 this morning and he was promoting this new special occasion. valentine's day is all about the ladies, right? you buy them flowers and girly stuff and take them to a nice restaurant, etc. i know, we do all this to make her feel special so that we can get laid (see men's english below) but that's beside the point. well, just like there's a father's day to go with mother's day, there should be a valentine's day where the man is the focus. that's where steak and bj day comes in, 30 days after v day. i think the name says it all. but then i'm thinking what would be the ladies' motivation to celebrate this? they can get it whenever they want. i know, i'm missing a picture.

these guys also hosted a "morningwood derby". it's kinda like the car race we did as boy scouts where everyone was given a small block of pine wood to carve a car out of. on the left is a picture of some entries that made it in. on the right, disqualified entry "pencil dick". you know, the kids.