? man

i was having dinner with my friends duy and emma last night and they told me i had a new nickname amongst their friends. at first i was "dc", which stands for dirty chinaman. i can understand that. now i'm "mystery man". at first i thought they were questioning my sexuality but apparently it's because they (duy and emma's friends) don't know much about me, nor did the last gal i dated that they introduced me to. duy doesn't get it cuz he thinks i'm the most transparent person around. when asked i'll talk about pretty much anything in great detail. maybe it's the introverted behavior only children exhibit that they're seeing. here's the other explanation: usually when we're all together it's at a party and they're drunk and too busy biting or tearing each others clothes off or we're at dinner and the conversation focuses around some girl, we'll call her "pammy". both are probably more exciting than my life.