wonder-ful

the show started with stevie wonder showing up to surprise the contestants, evoking tears galore. i might have the same reaction if i met, like, beck maybe. actually, i already met him and got his autograph at lax about 8 years ago and didn't cry. tonight everyone has to sing a stevie wonder song, which should be either really good or really bad. ace was mediocre, he should just step on stage and whip out his schlong and keep his mouth shut. i think he'd get the same number of votes regardless. ms. pickler admitted to not knowing any stevie wonder and it showed. absolutely forgettable performance. she's not as hot as jessica simpson but possibly dumber. elliott performed pretty well, no surprise. he reminds me of that mutant toad in the x-men movie. leilani, mandisa isn't winning shit if she continues to shout her songs like that, even tho all the judges liked it. and one of her legs is probably bigger than you. i was im-ing during bucky's song, all i heard was simon bagging on his jessica simpson hairstyle. funny, stevie was giving melissa shit for screwing up his lyrics during practice. then she forgot them again during her performance, but at least she was all shimmery. lisa was pretty good, the judges really liked it. stevie wonder said chicken little had "an interesting voice". simon said it was appalling, which i'll have to agree with. mmm... mcpheng is just juicy. i wish she would've had a janet jackson type wardrobe malfunction. taylor was great, i'm gonna try his moves at the club next wknd. no doubt, paris is good. apparently joyce also thinks she looks like gary coleman in drag. at some point she needs to make that face and go "whatchu talkin bout simon?" at the tiger bomb reunion tour we're doing "higher ground", we'll try to do chris proud. he got lucky that the chili peppers did a rock version. going home? kevin. going home with me? katharine.