lunch factor

i was listening to the radio and the dj is interviewing a former miss alabama, i think from 2002 or 2004. apparently she was a contestant on fear factor recently, in fact she won it. i don't watch fear factor much so i don't know if you can win it in one episode or if it takes an entire season to do so. anyhow, the dj asks her what the most difficult challenge was for her. of course it wasn't a physical challenge but something she had to eat: sea cucumber with fish sauce. just like african americans dominate certain sports, asians should dominate fear factor. sign me up! fyi, i'll dominate on pros versus joes too.

later in the show they've got a contest where one person gets to go onstage with motley crue when they're here in houston next week. the two final contestants: a guy who just shaved his head and got the words "motley crue" and a buncha skulls tattooed on his skull and a guy who can pop out his fake right eyeball. by applause the eyeball guy won. now how shitty is that? granted the eyeball trick might be interesting to see but he can do this any day of the week. the other guy actually got the tattoo the day before in hopes of fulfilling a dream of being onstage with the crue. as a consolation prize they gave him a free pair of tickets to the show. they might as well have kicked him in the nuts, and then maybe his eyes would have popped out.