american idiot

it's thursday morning and i'm just now watching the ai elimination from last night. i know, i'm slipping but i was at the strokes show last night, more on that later. the three with the lowest number of votes were ace, melissa, and lisa. ace and melissa i'm not surprised by, lisa i am. really, what the fuck is going on america? lisa is a talented girl, kevin sucks ass! coming back from commercial there was a commercial/video for ford with the final twelve singing "all i want" by toad the wet sprocket. it starts with chris on guitar around the camp fire and one by one another idol joins the fray. wasn't it just painful when kevin and his lisp joined in? the worst part about it is kevin is going to be thinking he's the shit. maybe he'll be even more brazen with his retorts to simon next week. turns out the lowest vote count was for melissa. ryan asks her if she thought she'd be standing up there tonight and she nodded. here's the scenario i would've loved to see:

ryan - did you think you'd be standing up here tonight?
mel - no. it should've been that sorry fucker!
(mel points to the top row of contestants)
mel - you no talent lisp having can't dance chicken little looking arrogant piece of shit! i'm gonna kick your fucking ass!
(kevin's jaw drops as he hides behind ace, which doesn't help since ace is a pussy too)

my dvr pretty much cut off here so i didn't hear her singing again. did she remember the lyrics this time around? also, are her thingies real? i'm leaning towards yes, maybe.

overhead on the other side of the cubicle:

did you watch american idol last night?
naw, who got kicked off?
some girl, i forget. no one important.
what about that little crazy man?
he's still on there, i don't know what that's all about.
i saw "black and white" last night.
oh, i missed it again, how was that?
girl, it was good. it was really good.
you need to call me next time it's on.