death by breakfast

when's the last time you had some sugar babies? halloween perhaps? i can't remember the last time i had some. i forgot to bring yogurt to work this morning so i visited the vending machine for a morning snack. there they were, slot e1, sugar babies. they're like little beans made of grainy caramel. basically, sugar. i almost bought a pack on nostalgia alone but i didn't succumb. succumb. that's not a good word for straight guys. straight girls should love that word tho. love it and live it.

instead i bought f1, a hostess blueberry muffin loaf. i killed it in like 15 seconds and now it's sitting in my stomach like a greasy brick. loaf is not a good word either. word association brings to mind "pinch a".