avp manhattan f
the avp is on nbc this weekend, 4:30 cst sat and sunday. it's special because it's the manhattan open. while from a points perspective it might not be worth more, if you win this tournament your name is permanently etched onto the manhattan pier. karch kiraly's name is on there a few times and he's an old fart that is competing in the tournament this weekend as well. will he be in the finals tomorrow? probably not, i think his time is over. these tall high jumping fools are taking over.
i'm guessing we'll see lambert and metzger against thin beast and rogers in the mens finals tomorrow. i'm curious, what would happen if say george roumain and paul chin won the manhattan open and their names get etched into the pier. but being as huge as they are, the avp decides to test them for doping. would they take their names off and give it to me and neo since we were runner ups (or is that runners upseseses)? earlier today they showed an avp tournament in birmingham, alabama. no honeys in the stands. not so at manhattan beach, pussy galore.
in the women's finals it's misty may and kerri walsh against elaine youngs and something mason. i'm pretty sure may and walsh are gonna win. ey dropped rachel wacholder last week. that'd be like me dropping neo. ok, not exactly but rw is pretty good. and hot.
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If I played with Roumain, and we won, I would die immediately afterwards, as his post-victory manly hug would crush me to death. In other words, I would succumb to asphyxiation. Yes, that's right. (Not a good word for those in jail).
PS, my smallness would never, ever be accoused of being on the juice. Maybe Hankie Sum, or AJ, back a few years ago....I wonder if you could inject a particular spot of the body to enhance it (probably not, but I ask, b/c you might ask such a question). Like maybe the Franks injected his calves? Or Metzger injected his pecs/man boobs? Perhaps the latter with estrogen? (what would Lambert do if Metzger started to lactate?)
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