neo

i watched a little of "sweet november" last night. this movie stars keanu reeves and charlize theron. from what i could tell the only redeeming qualities this movie had was charlize theron and a puppy she rescued from an animal testing lab. keanu reeves is still a horrible actor. do you think the blonde guy from "bill & ted's excellent adventure" could have been neo? i think maybe. i guess that's like asking who would be better for "the matrix: rechoaded", beavis or butthead? all i know is agent smith would get a swift kick in the nads.

neo is in a new movie with sandra buttock called "the lake house". the premise is a strange one, they're both living in this same house but like two years apart. i believe sandra's character is living two years ahead of neo's and they're able to correspond via snail mail and fall in love. i'm thinking one of his letters should look like this:

"i can't believe the woman i've fallen in love with is living in another dimension of time and space. our heart and soul are connected in the same place we call home but yet completely out of reach. whoa! by the way dude, what's your myspace username and what is ebay trading at?"

oh, on this one cooking show the host was throwing random battered or breaded shit into the fryer and tasting it. on the menu? a hot dog in a bun, a scoop of macaroni and cheese, a brownie, an oreo cookie, and a slice of cheesecake. if i had a cooking show that's what i'd be doing. maybe a wedge of lettuce, some earthworms...