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how was everybody's long weekend? mine was pretty good. friday night louis and i went to little woodrows to watch ufc 60. there were a bunch of undercard fights that led up to royce gracie vs. matt hughes. most of the undercards ended pretty quickly due to submission moves, which i prefer to knockouts anyway. the main event was pretty lopsided, hughes manhandled gracie. the ref had to stop the fight a little before the first round ended cuz hughes was just beating royce's head like a speed bag. the old man had a perfect 11-0 record in the octagon and had to come out and tarnish it. i think he had 1.3 million reasons to risk it tho.
louis' father has been ill lately so has been under some stress. what's a friend to do? take him to treasures of course! he spotted a petite dark complexioned gal with a bangin bod so i got him started with some much needed relaxation therapy. as for me? let's say you're at one of your favorite restaurants and there was this off the menu special you had a year ago but they've not had it since. and then there was a different special you really enjoyed a few months ago when your friends were in town that also hasn't been offered again. and on this night both specials were available! what's a guy to do? go like paul, order both and enjoy.
angie and i met about a year ago, we were there for either someone's birthday or a friend was visiting from out of town. not like we need a special occasion to go there or anything. she approached me, she's this thin brunette with a thing for asians and wrx's. i promise, she said she owned a wrx before i said anything. anyhow, this weekend we got re-acquainted. she was a little tipsy when she attempted this one move. we're in a booth with a small square table in front of us. she's straddling my crotch and arches her back and reaches back for my knees for support. you know the move. but she misses my knees and starts falling backwards. by the time i realize it's too late. she smacks the back of her neck on this table, then falls to the floor. everyone around looks over. she lays there motionless for a few seconds and then i pick her up off the floor when she acknowledges that she's ok. back in the booth, her neck is in pain but there's no cut or anything. i think if she had hit the back of her head on the edge of the table we'd be in trouble. she called it a night but then somehow lost her car keys. poor gal. somehow i feel responsible. i can't help with misplaced keys but i'll never let another stripper hit the floor again. drunk bitch.
the teacher, on the other hand, was in control. she offered up her number for additional tutoring.
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