blind dates

im conversation edited to protect the innocent...


Kelso: i'm sposed to go out on a blind date nek wk
Kelso: double date
Kelso: jjj's gal has a friend
Kelso: i hate these
Kelso: last blind date was volleyball ppp's wife's friend
Kelso: who hooked up with fff a while back
Kelso: ppp's wife said she was really cute
Kelso: i disagreed
Fez: yeah most of the blind dates i've been on have been described as "real cute"
Fez: and then they end up being "real not cute"
Kelso: our friends are "real blind"
Fez: well i feel like there's usually a good reason
Fez: like, mmm was trying to set me up with some galpal of hers
Fez: and her reasoning was: she hasn't been out in a long time and i just wanted her to meet someone nice
Fez: which isn't exactly a good reason to set her up with me
Kelso: nope
Fez: a good reason would be "she hella fine"
Kelso: to match up with "i hella horny"
Fez: "she rove you rong time"
Kelso: like that white girl with big hooters
Kelso: i think she said her friend recently broke up with her bf
Kelso: and her bf was all religious so wouldn't do it to her
Kelso: i'm different
Kelso: i will comply
Fez: you are so giving
Fez: and understanding
Kelso: i'm all about her needs
Kelso: if i am her need
Fez: shit that's like www's ex
Fez: wouldn't do her
Kelso: but was it cuz he was religious?
Fez: actually it's not clear why he didn't
Fez: maybe just a real sensitive guy
Fez: wanted it to "mean something"
Kelso: it means put this in that
Fez: yeah so this galpal of ttt's
Fez: did i tell u she didn't drive
Fez: oh yeah i did
Fez: dammit
Fez: i guess she works down here at nnn once in a while
Kelso: like that?
Kelso: she just dates chauffers
Fez: she's some iii bbb or something
Fez: shit something
Fez: i'm like, oh, why don't u like to drive
Fez: and she was like, um, nothing
Fez: like, real odd
Fez: much like fff
Kelso: prolly crashed into something as a child
Fez: who said something like "it's just not good when i drive"
Fez: bad things happen
Fez: yeah, or spilled hot coffee into her lap
Kelso: the incredible bad driver hulk
Kelso: you won't like me when i'm driving
Fez: well she is a midget so maybe she has hard time seeing the road
Fez: is sss dating someone?
Fez: he said he saw some hot chick at another party for me. why not 4 him?
Kelso: dunno
Kelso: said he met some gals at www that night
Kelso: some former ms. taiwan or something
Kelso: need to meet ms. wannadoitnow
Fez: yeah that
Fez: ms. tungonyourjunkit