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hallway booty - i got into the office a little later than usual (8:15am) today and the first thing i saw in the hallway was this great ass covered in blue-green skin tight pants. we both ended up in the kitchen, i put my stuff in the fridge, and headed towards the training room. this lady probably thought i was stalking her since i ended up behind her again on the way to the training room before she turned off. nice butt, prolly a thong. i guess i was just a little surprised because this office doesn't have a lot of younger people like other accenture consulting offices might. damn. i'd love to see the video surveillance in that hallway, i'm probably staring at her ass both ways.

box - i saw this big cardboard box with "dixie cups" on the side. i know this is strange but the first thing i thought was "i'm pretty sure i can fit in there". where does this come from? my ninja paul used to date this gal thu vu. real cute, real cool, and will fit in anything. one time we were all at sucka's loft and i says to her "i bet you can't fit in that shopping bag". it's one of those big paper bags with plastic handles, the kind you might get at crate and barrel or nordy's. paul puts up a fight but thu just smiles and climbs into the bag with ease. sweet. i wanted to see if she'd fit in a wooden storage bench but paul was a fun vacuum.

contact lists - you ever look at your instant messenger list and just wonder where the hell all these people came from? i was looking at it today and didn't recognize a few names and some i haven't chatted with in months or years. i remember when i had this shitty nokia i'd actually go in and delete names periodically since it had finite storage capacity. if i hadn't spoken to you in a year nor do i expect to in the coming year, you're history. if you've deleted me i won't take offense, i've probably already deleted you.

eye contact - my first mistake was taking this day long "time management" course. i signed up for it a few weeks ago on a senior coworker's suggestion. senior as in she's been here longer than me, she's not over 65 years old. it was a mistake because it turns out the material is the same as an online time management class i took a few months ago. it was also a mistake because the instructor kept going off topic and telling "inspirational" stories about herself. like the time she lost 50 lbs or when her coworker had a stroke. i think there was a lesson in there somewhere but it went right over me. also, she rarely made eye contact with us. there were 9 of us in the class situated in a rows of 5 and 4. when she'd speak she'd look above and past us, as if one of the five deadly venoms was hanging out on the wall or ceiling. i wish i could do that.