akl-lax-iah

i just got back to the crib in houston a little while ago, it's good to be home. when i was in line at check-in in auckland i was rapping with this gal heading back to san diego. she came prepared for the 12 hour flight to lax with some lunesta, which is a sleep aid. we both have emergency aisle seats and about 8 hours into the flight i'm tossing and turning, that girl is out like troy. what do i mean by that? did you ever see the movie "troy" with brad pitt. whenever he hooks up with a woman, the next scene has him getting ready to bounce and she's passed out like an anvil got dropped on her head. man, he must've given these girls lunesta or something.

the ride from lax to iah sucked, next to these two kids. one was less than one and the other was probably less than three. cryin and screamin the whole way. and then i left "fast food nation" on the plane, which i was halfway thru. at least it wasn't my ipod. wait, where is it...