bleh

i've got a cold so let's get right to it:

lisa - guts, no glory - thumbs down
kellie - average, needed to have more fun with it, and she's sorry - thumbs up and down
ace - stop touching your hair, looked like he came out of that episode of seinfeld where the water pressure was too low, paula is a naughty lil minx - thumbs down
taylor clooney - whoa, tough guy makeover, don't think he made the connection with the viewing audience - thumbs up and down
mandisa - too many low notes in the beginning, too loud, and ass too big - thumbs up and down
chris - damn, creed, i have to call him a pussy now (see groupie samich write-up), too much screaming - thumbs up and down
katharine - i wanna see her skank out like ms. aguilera, a little off in the first half of the song, but judges loved it - thumbs up and down
bucky - sounded very mechanical and choppy - thumbs down
paris - she looked like she was having fun but i don't think she connected with the honkeys in the voting audience - thumbs up
elliott - had them on their feet, his moves were indeed hideous - thumbs up

bottom three - lisa, ace, bucky. going home - this one's tough, they all sucked.