cheerio

i get into my seat in the little jet from cleveland to rochester on sunday night. it's one of those 1+2 jets. i got a little time so i check my email through my cell phone. i get this new one:

Hey Guys!
I was wondering if anyone was interested in doing High Tea @ the St. Regis sometime next weekend. It's $33 and includes full tea service and snacks from 3 - 5 pm. I was thinking Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Let me know if you're interested and what day works best.

i'm thinking my houston friends are way too sophisticated for me. i don't deserve them. then this rosie o'donnell of a flight attendant starts screaming in my ear! that's what it seemed like anyway. i actually reached above me looking for a volume knob next to the speaker! i didn't find one so i covered the speaker with the book i was reading. i had it up there for a good 30 seconds while she went about her schpiel. she wasn't amused by it. loud ass bitch.