deep

i feel like i'm being tested. i really do. tonight i went to kroger to get a few groceries - cereal, fruit, ice cream, etc. i get into one line to check out and notice a gal in the line to my left. she's dressed in some khaki's, a dark golf windshirt type pullover, hair in a pony tail, and some old school nike running sneakers. she reminds me of a movie star, i couldn't remember who at the time and i still can't now although i could picture her in my head. jennifer something. the one with the amazing eyes. co-star in "a beautiful mind". jennifer connelly, i had to google her to find out. anyhow, i notice that she's got a six pack of blue moon in her grocery cart. i hate beer but if i have to drink one it'll be blue moon. somehow i get the idea we have something in common. doesn't everyone have something in common with jennifer connelly?

anyhow, she checks out before i do and heads out of the store. oh well, no biggy. i check out and head towards my car. as i get to my car, i notice that look alike jennifer connelly is parked directly across from me. she just put her groceries in her white jetta and is looking for a place to park her grocery cart. she looks puzzled so i tell her that it's ok to just park her cart between our cars, no one will tell. it's at that point that she responds in a deep voice. deeper than mine. i mean really deep. i just smile, get into my car and drive off. i felt like i should be at the coffee shop with jerry and george.